You would look stupid dressing like Stig when you take out your Veyron or Koenigsegg. Like Arnold Palmer, “Jezza” or even a middle-aged Mick Jagger? Nooooo…

Dress like you belong in the car [suggestions follow]…

Seriously.  Imagine you are about to own a McLaren P1, Aston Martin Vulcan or a LaFerrari.  Maybe you got your hands on a Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus.  When the car gets delivered to your driveway, do you want to open the door and greet Glickenhaus looking like Arnold Palmer?  Like Stig?


Like Sting?

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 18: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image has been shot in black & white.) Musician Sting attends A+E Networks 'Shining A Light' concert at The Shrine Auditorium on November 18, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Mike Windle/Getty Images for A+E Networks) ORG XMIT: 592086973 ORIG FILE ID: 497774186

Photo by Mike Windle/Getty Images for A+E Networks

HERE IS AN IDEA: Maybe you should consider the spring collection for MEN by international fashion designer Issey Miyake.

If the car is avant-garde, why shouldn’t you keep up from a sartorial point of view?  If you look like you played in the last Bob Dylan session or belong in the Monday Night Football announcer booth… that’s not relating you to your amazing automotive possession.

Correspondingly, if you do dress in Izod shirts and Docker pants, there’s a Buick for you!  The flamboyant dress of the Legendary Car Guy suggests he drives around in a Pagani Huayra.  With a haircut from Supercuts on a Saturday morning.  And of course, his goggles.

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