Dear Sergio Marchionne: Several months ago, Legendary Car Guy made a good faith offer to take Chrysler off your hands. It is duly recorded on our facebook page. You could invigorate FCA by selling Chrysler and its problems to us.
Well, now with the NHTSA unleashing their fury over failed recalls…
… we’re knocking on the door again.
At a public hearing today, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration berated Chrysler for violating safety laws, laxity in notifying owners or making replacement parts available, and other sordid misdeeds.
Our offering price just went down.
We know you have eyes for merging with GM, and this divestiture might make you seem less unattractive to CEO Mary T. Barra. (Who we might just be good friends with.)