Jeremy Clarkson has tweeted that the former Top Gear trio has signed a deal with Amazon Video. Turns out Netflix is NOTflix when it comes to signing the three banished dukes of cardom.

So now you can get a garden hose and your favorite TV show from same place…

Here is what we don’t know. Don’t know name of show. Don’t know format of show. Don’t know if it will be free with Prime membership. We are confident it will seem achingly similar to Top Gear… why wouldn’t it?

Jeremy Tweet

We would hereby  like to start a rumor that Netflix is responding with its own car-centric show starring Al Pacino, Bradley Cooper and Cedric the Entertainer. You didn’t hear it from us.